31 Medical Puns That Are So Stupid They Gave Us a Bad Case of the Giggles

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John Summers • Contributor
Sep 2, 2024 9:00 PM EDT

I can't help it, I love terrible puns and dad jokes. In fact, The worst they are the more I laugh. I don't even think it's the wordplay itself that makes me laugh, it's the fact that someone would sit down and write a wordplay so bad - that's what funny to me. Combine that with these cheesy stock images and the circle of cringe is complete. Well, this time I have for you a collection of terrible puns and dad jokes all revolving around doctors, hospitals and medicine in general.

I find these jokes even funnier because in most of them there is life on the line, and we all find death hilarious, but only when it happens to other people. As Mel Brooks once said: "Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die." 

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  • 01
    Pun hub Your body has run out of magnesium. 1/2 Omg IG: @PunHubOnline
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    Pun hub It's exactly what I was afraid of What? IG: @PunHubOnline Skeletons.
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    Pun hub How often do people die during the procedure? Just once. @PunHubOnline
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    Pun hub I'm afraid the operation left you completely blind I see Oh cool, then forget I said anything. @PunHubOnline
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    Pun hub I'm going to deliver the baby IG: @Punhubonline Actually, we'd like him to keep his liver
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    Pun hub How's that kid doing that swallowed all of those coins? IG: @PunHubOnline No change yet.
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    I accidentally swallowed a bunch of Scrabble tiles @PunHubOnline Pun hub Your next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.
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    Pun hub I am having problems with my hearing Ok, can you describe the symptoms? Marge has blue hair and Homer is a fat guy. @PunHubOnline
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    Pun hub @PunHubOnline Wtf put it back This is your spine.
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    Pun hub I need a doctor's appointment Ok, how about 10 tomorrow? IG: @PunHubOnline No, I don't need that many
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    Pun hub I broke my arm in three places IG: @PunHubOnline Well, don't go to those places
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    Pun hub Sir, I'm afraid your DNA is backwards AND? IG: @PunHubOnline
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    @PunHubOnline Steve, you have a problem verbalizing your emotions Can't say i'm surprised. Pun hub
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    Relax David it's just a small surgery, don't panic. My name is not David. I know. I am David.
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    Pu hub I know right? @PunHubOnline It looks like she needs a crown. Yasssssss Queen slay
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    Pun hub I have a 10:30 appointment @PunHubOnline Which doctor? No, I want the regular doctor.
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    Pun Hub What seems to be the problem? Meow. @MrJohnDarby Yes, but where?
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    Pun Hub My calf is in pain @PunHubOnline @BadTasteB8 Sorry I'm a doctor, not a veterinarian.
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    Pun Hub Is it ok to have children after 35? @PunHubOnline No, that's too many children.
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    Congrats! How soon do you think we'll be able to have sex? @PunHubOnline u/madazzahatter I'm off duty in ten minutes - meet me in the parking lot. Pun Hub
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    Pun Hub 10 9 8 ง 23± You are obese. Wtf, I want a second opinion. @PunHubOnline You stink too. 10 9 00 8 76
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    Pun Hub My wife is going into labour what should I do? Is this her first child? @PunHubOnline No, this is her husband.
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    I'm going to have to draw blood. Thanks for waiting.
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    Pun Hub Open up please sir. @PunHubOnline @BadJokeBen Sometimes I get sad.
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    Pun Hub I've got joint pain, a sore throat and a headache have you got anything? @PunHubOnline Nope, I feel fine.
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    Pun Hub I have your test results. Did I pass? Haha @PunHubOnline You will soon.
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    Pun Hub Doctor, I've been bitten by a wolf. Where? @PunHubOnline @Matthwilliams No, just a normal one.
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    Pun Hub O Hi, how are you? Alright then, get out. @PunHubOnline T I'm fine thank you.
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    Pun Hub Your baby has a fever. You need to make sure he is cool. @ArMeasures @PunHubOnline Sir, he is sick! Thank you!
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    Pun Hub I'm sorry, there is only a 50% chance of surviving this procedure. @PunHubOnline Let's do it twice then!
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    Pun Hub I am going to deliver your baby. @PunHubOnline Ok, our address is 716 Fairway Drive, Texas.
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